I'm a Giant

I'm clearly averaging about 5 feet more bone and flesh than your standard Thai or Indonesian person. For me, that means lots of banging my head into undersized door frames and bus ceilings. They, the little people, get a big kick out of it until I actually throw the gorilla chest in their face and then they graciously offer such advice as "lower head, this made for us." Insert image of someone squeezing their index finger and thumb together.